M&M’s Shot Their Own Foot

Congratulations to theater packs of M&M’s for proving their own motto wrong; “Melts in your mouth, not your hands.”

Bored out of my mind I decide to go to the local theater to watch a movie; Transformers, to be specific. Several things disappointed me when I got there. Firstly; no more free refills on large fountain pop! Secondly; I grab a handful of M&M’s and end up with rainbow-poo-colored hands! Thirdly; The MOVEH!!!! o.O

I’ve been seeing so many reviews for Transformers!!! Most common among such reviews suggest “truly breathtaking CGI” and “More effort put into special effects than storyline.” The CGI was indeed very well done; but not nearly as well done as I expected after seeing so many praising reviews. Ever seen FF VII Advent Children? I’m not seeing any possible extensions to the storyline, so I don’t get what people are complaining about in that area, but the ‘interest-making’ elements(such as comedy & SFX) were extremely lame and not very well-thought-out. Go read Harry Potter instead

So, as you can see; the M&M’s industry has failed miserably at maintaining their reputation. Somebody should sue for false advertising- as well as for the production of a candy that causes lame movies and loss of free refills. What am I even trying to say?