• Customer/Staff
  • Can you fill my prescription?
  • The drug store is next door. This is the Dollar Store.
  • *he comes in through our OTHER door*
  • Can you fill my prescription?
  • You’re still in the Dollar Store.
  • Do you sell those- eh, doo-hickie’s?
  • Define doo-hickie.
  • The ones- the…you know, those doo-hickies?
  • You might try looking down this isle- and all the ones after it >.>
  • Have a nice day!
  • NO~ this day is terrible it’s snowing and it’s cold and I’m the only one not wearing a T-shirt!!!
  • Welcome to Canada, sir- have a nice day!
  • Can you go to the back and see if you have any more of these?
  • We don’t have any back stock for seasonal.
  • How do you know that? (all pissed off)
  • I priced them all…
  • Made in China? I no want. (Korean kid)
  • Everything here is made in China.
  • What’s this thing supposed to do?
  • I have no idea.
  • What are the cameras for?
  • To keep people from stealing. Please remove that dinosaur from your sock.
  • [after the lights are off]
  • Oh, are you closing?
  • We closed 15 minutes ago.
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