“You can always keep kicking, I’m sure a hole in the contraption will help.”

 

Surely when you were young you’ve played ‘Telephone’? You know; when people pass on a message to each other through whispers and the last person to hear it shouts it out. It’s always a laugh to see something like ‘I’ve seen lassie eat smores’ become ‘I have grass in my shorts’.

My mother over-exaggerates almost everything she says; whether it’s something she just witnessed or something she heard from someone else. Sometimes it’s difficult to decipher where the true fact is hidden. Or maybe it really did take an hour for me to wait 10 minutes for my SIN number. Great work there. The only times I can recall hearing straight facts have been in direct quotations; like Bible verses. Get your facts straight.

By the way; this post is, in reality, a gently noted rant.